Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star Constantly Vandalized

April 14, 2106 – GOP presidential frontrunner, reality show personality and human hairnado, Donald Trump, has been receiving a different kind of star treatment in the City of Angels. The curiously coiffed businessman turned politician was awarded a star on the celebrated Walk of Fame along Hollywood Boulevard in 2007. As host of the wildly popular competition show “The Apprentice” Trump’s boorish insults were reserved almost exclusively for nineties sitcom stars and retired pro athletes. After a presidential campaign notable for its wide-ranging and brazen attacks on Muslims, women, Hispanics, Blacks, other Republicans, immigrants, the media and the Pope, Trump now finds himself the target of unfiltered criticism. Specifically, his star, embedded in the sidewalk outside a popular tourist trap steps from the famous former Grauman’s Chinese Theater, has been repeatedly defaced by strangers, visitors and Angelenos alike. Some anti-Trumpers were a more explicit in their statements of disapproval than others:

My friend’s service dog accidentally took a shit on Donald Trump’s Hollywood star. Best thing I’ve seen all day. pic.twitter.com/8lvqkTZPfk

— Taylor McCollum (@Taybuggxoxo) March 16, 2016

According to the LA Times,

 Trump may have an answer for his political opponents but it’s the rank and file members of the public that he should probably be focusing his attention on.