Erotic Trump Fan Fiction Racking up Millions of Views
“Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy”
June 1, 2016 – One online trickster’s foray into DIY erotica is taking “going viral” to a whole new level. Los Angeles based writer, Elijah Daniel, in a fit of inspiration, or inebriation, penned a 21-page “Fifty Shades of Grey” style erotic short story detailing a fictional assignation with GOP presidential nominee, Donald Trump to broad internet acclaim.
Written in one day with suggestions from his Twitter followers, Daniel’s story outlined a sexual dalliance between Trump and a fictional bellboy at a Trump owned hotel. Posted to Amazon’s Kindle store, “Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy,” was immediately embraced by the e-commerce site’s customers.
Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger
“I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad. But before long we had a new problem, my lustful thoughts had awoken the purple-headed yogurt slinger in my pants.”
The story logged over a million readers on Wattpad, a self-publishing site for writers and now, hilariously, a noted producer of gay porn films, NakedSword, has partnered with Daniel to produce a film adaptation of the e-book.
As is common with such things, the fake backlash from Trump’s camp is even more of a story as anything the real Trump might have to say about “Trump Temptation.” Daniels hosts a parody Trump account which seems to show His Orangeness calling to have the book pulled from Amazon only to be met with full-throated derision from the general public:
DELETE THIS BOOK NOW. https://t.co/VdSoGCbuGU
— Donald J. Trump (@reaIDonaldTrunp) January 21, 2016
If the production of the porn parody meets its proposed July 4th release date ahead of this year’s Republican National Convention it would be something of a coup for Daniel. A self-avowed Trump antagonist, Daniel has already been forcibly removed from a pro-Trump event and blocked by Trump’s official Twitter account. The film also would be a perfect compliment to Daniel’s infamous tattoo of Trump performing a salacious act on a disembodied sex organ.
.@realDonaldTrump ?? daddy. pic.twitter.com/qgCosm3iqx
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) May 21, 2016
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