Man Brandishing Dildo on Subway Redefines the Term “Joy Ride”

April 8, 2015 – New Yorkers got an unexpected treat when an old-ish guy brandished an impressively large dildo on the subway and actually made it look kinda fun.

According to Jamie Peck on website Death and Taxes, the happy prankster waved his enormous dong in the air and posed for Instagram-worthy selfies with riders. He also pretended to jerk the sex toy off and did “clenching” moves with his butt cheeks, as everyone wondered if he’d give them his dealer’s number. Is this gent funny? Offensive? Vote now!