Star Wars Sex Toys Are In A Galaxy All Their Own
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December 8th, 2017 – Fans of the new Star Wars movie won’t have to wait until next week to feel a different kind of disturbance thanks to a line of sex toys released – not long ago – by an adult store that’s likely very close by. Geeky Sex Toys says their products, including an assortment of light saber-themed sexual aides, among other items, “allows you to feel a different kind of force and embrace the dark side.”
The Australia-based online retailer offers fans of the sci-fi epic everything from the “Darth Vibrator” to the “C3-Plug.” According to the company’s Twitter page, their galaxy quest is to encourage sci-fi geeks to embrace their sexuality and view sex as a normal and natural activity:
“As self-proclaimed geeks, our aim is to change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way.”
The salacious sex toy sellers even got some competition from an unexpected source as a line of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise was recently criticized for looking a bit too much like something for a different kind of play date.
Target Called Out for Decidedly Dildo-Like Star Wars Toys https://t.co/2LKlV96lyi pic.twitter.com/8I76Us8wCF
— NEOGAF OT (@NeoGAFOT2) February 9, 2016
The hardcore geeks running this operation appear so far to have avoided any legal entanglements, as they sell a variety of adult entertainment items modeled on not just Star Wars but a veritable who’s who of geek culture staples from HBO’s fantasy series, Game of Thrones, to Comedy Central’s irreverent sci-fi comedy, “Rick & Morty.”
In fact, this group of scruffy looking Aussie entrepreneurs’ new Star Wars-themed line has been so successful that the company is struggling to keep pace with holiday demand. A company co-founder told a British media outlet in a recent interview:
“This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villain characters. We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products.”
Star Toys release delayed for another 24 hours?. Working at light speed to get everything on the site in time for Christmas orders????#StarToys #exhausted #patience pic.twitter.com/kwg9KEq3uV
— Geeky Sex Toys (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) December 3, 2017
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