Star Wars Sex Toys Are In A Galaxy All Their Own

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December 8th, 2017 – Fans of the new Star Wars movie won’t have to wait until next week to feel a different kind of disturbance thanks to a line of sex toys released – not long ago – by an adult store that’s likely very close by. Geeky Sex Toys says their products, including an assortment of light saber-themed sexual aides, among other items, “allows you to feel a different kind of force and embrace the dark side.”

Star Wars Sex Toys

The Australia-based online retailer offers fans of the sci-fi epic everything from the “Darth Vibrator” to the “C3-Plug.” According to the company’s Twitter page, their galaxy quest is to encourage sci-fi geeks to embrace their sexuality and view sex as a normal and natural activity:

“As self-proclaimed geeks, our aim is to change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way.”

The salacious sex toy sellers even got some competition from an unexpected source as a line of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise was recently criticized for looking a bit too much like something for a different kind of play date.

The hardcore geeks running this operation appear so far to have avoided any legal entanglements, as they sell a variety of adult entertainment items modeled on not just Star Wars but a veritable who’s who of geek culture staples from HBO’s fantasy series, Game of Thrones, to Comedy Central’s irreverent sci-fi comedy, “Rick & Morty.”

In fact, this group of scruffy looking Aussie entrepreneurs’ new Star Wars-themed line has been so successful that the company is struggling to keep pace with holiday demand. A company co-founder told a British media outlet in a recent interview:

“This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villain characters. We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products.”

So are these Star Nerds just helping others find the dildos they’re looking for or have they failed the fanbase for the last time? Are the Star Wars Sex Toys Funny or Offensive? Vote and comment now…

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