10 Valentine’s Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…

February 14th, 2017 (Pssst…it’s Valentine’s Day) – It’s often said that there are two types of people on Valentine’s Day: the “mushy, love-y dove-y heart explosions” crowd and the “cynical, this is all a money-making scheme for Hallmark” crowd. But, the thing is, there are probably as many different types of people to categorize for V-day as there are gender options for Facebook users.

There are those who appreciate humor over traditional romance. There are those who revel in being by themselves. There are even those who dig up mocking Victorian Valentines greetings, which were popular during the mid-to-late 1800s.

So we’ve done our saintly duty of rounding up the most eye-catching Valentine’s Day greeting that will get your heart racing for a variety of reasons!

The old classic “Tell him, boy, bye, boy, bye, middle fingers up.”

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Yeah, they don’t really need them.

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Not an appropriate candy heart for your kindergartner to give out.

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

That sure is some.e.card.

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Love from a Galentine.

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

The last thing he’ll be getting is…

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

2017 wouldn’t be complete without Trump Valentines, we guess?

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Yeah, there are a lot of them.

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

But the doily makes it classy, right?

 10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

Just say what you mean! <3

10 Valentine's Day Greetings That Will Get Your Heart Racing

What type of Valentine’s Day greetings do you like to receive? Which ones miss the mark? Give us your thoughts, and enjoy the day!

Tell the world how you feel!


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