Evangelical Mom Compares Taylor Swift’s Vagina to Ham Sandwich

July 19, 2016 – Pop megastar Taylor Swift got the cold cut shoulder from one evangelical mom on Twitter. A self-described “believer in the positivity of the Lord” and beach lover named Jennifer Mayers used her social media account to share her knowledge of celebrity anatomy and extoll the virtues of Christian chastity. Posting herself holding two ham sandwiches, Mayers compared her daughter’s genitals to those of the music starlet suggesting the latter’s resembled the sloppily thrown together wad of sandwich meat in her TwitPic.

The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left. pic.twitter.com/4blQ5FrTJo

— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) June 16, 2016

Mayers further writings speculated whether Swift were a “Prostitute” and conveyed Fourth of July wishes to “(White) America [sic]” among other unabridged opinions on subjects like the little boy eaten by an alligator at Disneyland and just flat out calling black people “apes.” It was at that point that writers Fusion and at the feminist blog, Jezebel, attempted to identify Mayers and concluded that if Jennifer Mayers is a real person her online persona is likely a façade designed to generate media attention to its own end. That hasn’t stopped outlets like Huffington Post from generating clicks with a few indignant pushback pieces. Regardless, Mayers is hocking an e-book from the Twitter account associated with the Swift post.