Woman Found Guilty for Laughing at Jeff Sessions Faces Year in Prison
- Funny
- Offensive
Nevertheless, She Snickered
May 3rd, 2017 – This is no joke – a woman may face jail time for laughing at Jeff Sessions during his Senate confirmation back in January. Code Pink activist Desiree Fairooz attended the hearing for now Attorney General Sessions and reacted with laughter when Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) introduced the controversial nominee by saying his history showed “treating all Americans equally under the law is clear and well-documented.”
Sessions’ voting history, his critiques of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, and his denial of a federal judgeship in 1986 were highlighted by people protesting his nomination. He voted against hate crime legislation seeking to protect members of the LGBTQ community saying “Today, I’m not sure women or people with different sexual orientations face that kind of discrimination. I just don’t see it.” He also said he believed the Ku Klux Klan was OK until he learned its members smoked marijuana – Sessions later claimed this was simply a joke.
Federal prosecutors don’t seem to be interpreting Senator Shelby’s introduction as a joke and therefore classified Fairooz’s laughter as “‘disorderly and disruptive conduct’ intended to ‘impede, disrupt, and disturb the orderly conduct’ of congressional proceedings.”
Fairooz’s defense combats these charges by saying her laughter was merely a reflex. She was reacting to the moment and did not have any planned intention to disrupt the hearing. They also focus on her placement in the room and conclude that with her being in the back of the room her laughter had seemingly no impact.
David Stier, a Justice Department attorney arguing for the prosecution in the D.C. Superior Court, said “A number of heads turned around because it was loud. I would submit that laughter is enough, standing alone,” to warrant a charge.
Fairooz, a 61-year-old long-time activist, admits to using disruptive tactics in the past. While protesting the Iraq War, she used fake blood on her hands and confronted then–Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. This incident of laughter, however, is deemed by her attorneys as “totally spontaneous,” “unintentional,” and could “barely” be heard on the C-SPAN coverage.
Fairooz was joined by two other members of the group Code Pink, Tighe Barry and Lenny Bianchi, at the hearing, and they were dressed in Ku Klux Klan gear pretending to be Sessions supporters. Fairooz claims her only vocal disruption came while being escorted out of the hearing by Capital police. “I was going to be quiet and now you’re going to have me arrested?” she said. “For what? For what? He said something ridiculous. [Sessions’] voting record is evil.”
Another protester escorted out of Sessions hearing. Her original offense appeared to be simply laughing. pic.twitter.com/p6lWzBVFRW
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) January 10, 2017
Fairooz faces a fine of up to $500 and up to six months in prison for cackle-gate. She is also charged with another misdemeanor for “allegedly parading, demonstrating or picketing within a Capitol, evidently for her actions after she was being escorted from the room.”
*UPDATE: Fairooz was found guilty on two counts: one for engaging in “disorderly or disruptive conduct” with the intent to disrupt congressional proceedings and a another count for parading, demonstrating or picketing. “She did not get convicted for laughing. It was her actions as she was being asked to leave,” a jury foreperson said.
Do you think laughter inside a confirmation hearing is grounds for prosecution? Will the free speech crowd be on Fairooz’s side? Give us your thoughts!
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There all gonna laugh at him
I’m really starting to think we need women for leaders. Men’s egos get in the way of politics a lot.
Still doesn’t make him any less of a joke.
Heil Hitler! Right because this is where it’s going
So much for freedom of speech
this isnt what happened get ur facts straight. She was told to leave because its illegal to disrupt confirmations.She objected and started making a scene and resisting and yelling. This is why she was arrested and convicted. She had been arrested before for previous incidents which is why she was actually convicted
String her ass up.
this isnt what happened get ur facts straight. She was told to leave because its illegal to disrupt confirmations.She objected and started making a scene and resisting and yelling. This is why she was arrested and convicted. She had been arrested before for previous incidents which is why she was actually convicted
Actually she was yelling after she was being removed.
Michelle either way She was objecting to being removed and was making a scene. she was makign a scene and refused to leave so she was forced to.
Even if she was illegally being removed? Or if not illegally she posted some sort of threat?
Jeremy Marshall she wasn’t illegally removed. She was laughing purposefully making a scene and disruption and there are actually laws against disrupting a swearing in of a senator. She was asked to leave because she wouldnt stop. She refused more than once so shew as removed.
Fuck you for defending the government and police state instead of a citizens rights you coward.
Cale Fornili im defending the government instead of someone who is breaking the law so im a coward? im defend citizens right. Because jeff sessions whether you like it or not is a citizen. There is no right to resisting arrest or not listening to police.
Dick head.looks like a bus hit him.
Let her rot
Petty and a waste of time
And they say millenials are snowflakes…
learn the whole story. And no. they say liberals are snowflakes
Hahahahahaha….there! put me in jail ya cunt!
Someday I will dance in his grave, and by dance I mean piss
It’s disgusting, and it’s life in Trump’s America.
Oh fuck off. This is fake news. Shit has been bad before Trump took office
So that makes it okay then? Aloha Mr.Hand!
Bryan Daubney You reading all this fake shit and thinking “we are so doomed” when everything is fine. Everyone is twisting stories.
Welcome to your ” Home of the Free” Ladies and Gentlemen.
Sessions=white privileged trash.
she wasnt arrested for that. and just btw ou bring up race so you are a fucking racist. If he was black noone would say he was black trash
Sessions is..
Fake news.
That’s like saying Tim McVeigh was executed because he opposed government.
That looks like a man who enjoys putting produce up his ass …
I mean c’mon …
Look at that cucumber humper
He is in no way that cool of a guy.
I’m guessing if she gets jailed it’ll be by a Klu Klux Klan loving but hates Cannabis law abiding judge.
#decrease
grand
This blows my mind, I mean did she have pot on her or something?
Federal prosecutors don’t seem to be interpreting Senator Shelby’s introduction as a joke and therefore classified Fairooz’s laughter as “‘disorderly and disruptive conduct’ intended to ‘impede, disrupt, and disturb the orderly conduct’ of congressional proceedings.”Fairooz’s defense combats these charges by saying her laughter was merely a reflex. She was reacting to the moment and did not have any planned intention to disrupt the hearing. They also focus on her placement in the room and conclude that with her being in the back of the room her laughter had seemingly no impact.(aka) she laughed at the wrong place at the wrong time. Much like disrupting a courtroom .
I didn’t know Sessions was the guy’s last name. I live under a rock. I am Patrick Star.
How many years did that republican congressman get for calling Obama a liar?
This is a comment group why are you getting political
waste of money
the only racism there is, is all these cracker ass lames turning everything into racism. can we just like shoot these people into space or something
No, she was arrested and sentanced for causing a disturbance, and resisting arrest. The article kinda failed to mention that
Grand wizard sessions
Still plain bullshit.Congress is there becauseWEput them there.
She was found guilty for interrupting congress not for laughing.
Stop with the facts they don’t like that
If they did not want her to laugh then why did they tell the joke?
I do believe this will come back to bite them on their ass….
She was arrested for laughing Christ even Senators lol’d she was arrested for other forms of disruption in that hearing…
I’m laughing at the widdle tiny feelings got hurt.
He’s a fucking douchebag
Lets clarify something, CNN and FOX both say the thing.. she was charge with yelling and resisting the police upon being dismissed.. NOT for laughing. no outburst are allowed in court. Pretty simple rule.
What the actual fuck
Since when is a crime to laugh at a prick in any country?
I want to help ppl but this country is full if we can’t take care of our own ppl we can’t take in others. Wake up ppl
Homeless people here before refugees
If you want refugees to come here don’t make the argument Native Americans were here first. Your contradicting yourself.
Haha..
Hey jeff fuck you
She was found guilty. Apparently there is more to the story that this journalist left out.
It says she in the article she wasnt in trouble for laughing out but rather for the way they acted when they was asked to leave
Yes. The update says that. It’s the initially sensationalizing that journalists do just to get readers.
Ever since that meme where politicians were photoshopped into women, I can’t see him as a guy anymore when I look at him.
follow the rules. sorry not sorry
Who wrote this garbage? This is trash. At the very end of the article the writer quotes a jury foreperson saying “she didn’t convicted for laughing. It was her action as she was being asked to leave.” The poses the question “is laughing during a congressional hearing grounds for prosecution?” Are you people nuts?
But, without being accused of disruptive behavior from laughing she would not have been asked to leave in the first place.
What is your point? You think the first amendment covers disruption? It doesn’t. Lots of people every year get asked to leave lots of venues for being disruptive.
Prison.
Are people so fucking stupid they don’t see what’s happening like in Europe a title wave of migrant men who should be home fighting for their own country instead of being nothing but trouble,it’s not like it was in the old days wake up
A fine maybe for disturbing. But jail. Where is the sliding scale? If you get a harsh punishment for a misdeemener the why wouldnt you jyst go whole hog and do something worse?
Chris Payne. Awww nothing to say?
Trump that bitch….
Ah yes, because the oppression of free speech will help America be great again!
Did you actually read the article or did u just decide to read the headline with out knowing the story and came on here conplaining about something that you obviously dont know the story to
I’ve read several articles about it. So I actually do know what I’m talking about. However I’m guessing you don’t.
its not true fuck jeff sessions..how is that? guess Im going to jail once again fuck jeff sessions..old cracker
Did you actually read the article
A year in prison for freedom of speech? Are you fucking kidding me.
I know right we are slowly turning into an Islamic cess pool. Soon we will start stoning women for being in public without a man. And execute anyone we don’t seem fit. We are definitely on a dark path
Did you guys even read the full article. It said they wasnt arrested for laughing out rather they are in trouble for the way they acted when they was asked to leave
Kelly Bond cause Republicans are the true snowflakes that cry when someone heckles them and instead of acting gracefully and with dignity like Obama. They treat you like united airlines and drag your ass out Then make up fake charges. She left. Yes she did hold up a sign and speak the truth loudly as she was being forced out.
Fuck that racist cunt.
Sessions is a shitty little redneck elf, deserving of derision in any and all situations, regardless of how formal
First time in a while that i had to look up a new word: derision.
Thanks for the tid-bit
“Rimmer”? wow, the other kids ripped on you til you cried, right?
Nah. You get over it after 2nd grade.
PS: I ripped your mom til she cried. Playground insults online are the best
Don’t send them to prison, send them to the middle east with their loving refugees!
Or send them to your mom’s with everyone else that running thru her
Awe, you must be a liberal. How sad….
Chris Payne if you don’t don’t like defending everyone’s right to free speech. It is you that needs to go.
Are you being ironic?lol. You don’t like what I said, so I should go? Don’t I have the right to say It? I have no sympathy for these idiots. Our country is being rape by refugees to the point that states can’t even fix issues. Then you these morons lobbying to let more in….fuck that.
For what, speaking out against inequality? You’re a sad man.
They weren’t speaking out on inequality. They were protesting Sessions and lobbying for more refugees. Sorry, that’s not inequality.
Yeeeah, we don’t take in no refugees, we save ’em by bombing the shit outta em! Food, water, shelter? Nah, eat this bomb, ya Al Qaida snowflake fag communist libtard, Murica
Chris Payne everyone here is a refugee. Wish they wouldn’t have let your family in. Chris walk your ass onto a reservation and ask for permission to stay. If they say no pack your bags and leave. Just using your own dumb ass logic against you.
Daryl Schorr I’m no refugee. I don’t know about you but I was born in this country. And it doesn’t fucking matter where my ancestors came from 10 god damn generations ago.
Chris Payne. This country took in your family and look what a fucking looser you turned out to be. Me I’d rather have the refugees.
No, my grandmother is full blooded native and my other grandmother legally migrated here. Soooo…what you were saying about all of us being refugees?
Chris. So tell me if the native people of this country told you to leave. WOULD YOU BE A MAN AND LEAVE OR A SNOWFLAKE AND CRY AND BITCH.
What do you mean “like a bitch” he is a bitch.
Brandon. So your an anchor baby.
Chris Payne. Legally. Did she march her ass onto a reservation and ask. Or ask the natives THAT WOULD HAVE TOLD HER ASS TI GO THE FUCK BACK WHERE SHE CAME FROM. YOU SAY LEGALLY GET IT RIGHT. I SAY SHE CAME AND DIDNT CARE WHAT WAS DONE TO NATIVE AMERICANS HOW THE LAND WAS OBTAINED. WHO WAS MURDERED.
Chris. So easy to say your native. No way to prove it. JUST SAY IT YOUR AFRAID THEY WOULD TELL YOU TO LEAVE SNOWFLAKE.
I for one am proud and grateful to be here and know it is a privilege. WHAT WOULD GIVE ME OR YOU THE RIGHT TO DENI THAT TO ANYONE THAT WANTED TO COME HERE. THE ONLY RACE THAT DOESNT HAVE TO GO THRU EXTREME VETTING ARE PEOPLE WITH WHITE SKIN. DOES THAT SEEM FAIR?
IM SO PROUD IM FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. BUT YOU THINK SOMEONE YOU DONT AGREE WITH SHOULD BE SHIPPED OFF TO A WAR ZONE. YOU SIR ARE A PATHETIC PERSON AND A POOR AMERICAN.
That seems completely fair. My ancestors came here a hundred years ago completely legally and has had a member from every generation fight in each war. My family earned our place here legally at a time when it benefited our new country and the world. Mass immigration only hurts our country, the country the immigrants are leaving from, and illegal immigration helps no one..
The fact that libs are calling for equality for people who view woman as objects is funny.
And the cunt award of the day goes to!!! Daryl Schorr ?
Kill yourself
Says all these things about bringing refugees in but yet doesn’t have one as a house guest hypocrite.
Anyone ever notice that ever since countries took in these refugees terror attacks have sky rockets. While ones that did not are relatively peaceful. With shipments of refugees ( terrorist) comes in the ship contains 95 percent of men between the ages of 16 n 32. Like really ships come in with refugees with 500 people on board but with only 10 women. If they were refugees why are they leaving the women and children in these war torn area .
Daryl, bro…you need a hobby! Or a girlfriend! You sat on this post for 4 straight hours speaking nonsense.lmao! Oh shit, my bad…I didn’t mean to assume you sexual preference or identify! I know how you people get all up in arms over that shit.
Chris Payne. Sad. Is that the best you have. But then again after your very first comment on this post I thought you might have a little more intelligence. I WAS WRONG. You must have went to the bigly school with Trump.
Schorr
If we are all refugees (not true at all no one came for aid or support they came for land and took it) where did we personal run from?
Did you flee some communist country?
Or flee a country in the Middle East? I know most of us haven’t
So I don’t know why people keep saying that they’re refugees when they’ve never ran from people willing to murder them or a dirt poor country
I wouldn’t deny going to school with Trump. It would explain why we’re both successful people. Thanks, I’ll take that as a compliment! I wasn’t trying to “school you Daryl, although you do need taught some things, obviously. Just pointing out the obvious.
give ‘er the chair
Kill yourself
i would if i were as fat as you… obviously you haven’t seen your own dick since ’88
By your logic, “give her the chair” for what she’s done, it makes Dennis comment applicable. Would make the same amount of sense for someone to say give you the chair for wiping your ass. J/s